"The staff sergeant picked up his blunt weapon and smashed it against the skull of the mans skull again, causing it to collapse under the sudden pressure.
He bent down and grasped the square patch on the middle of the corpses jacket, displaying 3 triangles, and ripped it off viciously. He then bent down and ripped off the rectangular patch to the right, which displayed the word 'sprinkles'.
'No cupcakes today' Exclaimed the staff sergeant as he held his wounds and looked down at the beaten body, which was sitting in a pool of blood."
forget yea fan fics
also i'm getting real sick of people on ponibooru tagging cupcakes images with rainbow_dash even though that makes no logical sense