"Today, we stand before a powerful, fierce, deadly enemy.
A relentless enemy. A enemy that kills for no reason other than entertainment.
Tortures, Innocent people, for entertainment.
And today, I ask of you the hardest task that I could ever ask of you.
Today, we will go to war.
And go out into the darkness! And fight not for benefit, but for all that is good! All that is right!
And today! Good will triumph over EVIL! FREEDOM and RIGHTEOUSNESS, will flourish once more, in these times of pitch dark and great evil!
We are the LIGHT!
We are the MORAL!
WE ARE THE EAF! AND WE SHALL PREVAIL, ONCE MORE, IN THESE TIMES OF DARKNESS!"
<cue crowd motivated shouting>