-snip-Needless to say he does the exact opposite thing that I would have done in that situation.
You mean grab Pinkie Pie, pull her out, and squeeze the stuff outta her for being so god-damned adorable?
Why not push her out of the way and leap through the computer screen while the fourth wall was disabled? Then squeeze her, of course.
and then proceed to smash your face on the computer screen because only pinkie pie can break physics, silly!