You just know we would get into a violent argument about cucumbers or something inane like that.
Is that why you stay here, bound by harsh and dream crushing reality?
squideey and derpy need a talkshow
Gueststaring Eksi and some monday we found on the street.
Cat treats?they make those?
How about I hypnotise you with this squid treat?
I'm not even hungry, bitch.
talkshow would be called muffin radioand it would be on TV
And the TV would be filmed and broadcasted online. From OUTER SPACE