And then they shipped!
One time I read a DeviantArt pony fanfic.
Here's a basic layout of what I said as I read;"Oh, hey that's cool Soarin is learning to bake!"
"Uh... Homoloveual overtones...?"
"Why is he eating pie filling off his hoof"
"THEY WERE JUST BAKING A PIE AND SUDDENLY love"
"WHHHHHHHHHHY D;"
Never again.