I don't get it.
Port: Now wobniaR my dearPort: I cannot express my delight~Jack Noir: ..Port: It's abundantly clear thatPort: somewhere out hereJack Noir: Port randomly breaks out into a songPort: is a pet that will suit you just right~Port: I t'nac tiaw ot teg detratsPort: Tub tsrif tel em tes a wef selurJack Noir: StfuPort: S'ti fo tsompu ecnatropmi eht tep taht I tegPort: si gnihtemos s'taht emosewa dna ~loocPort: Emosewa looc okayPort: I have so many wonderful choicesPort: just wait you will see~Jack Noir: ._.Port: I deen gnihtemos laer tsaf ekill e tellubJack Noir: So I'm playing Quake 3 over here...Jack Noir: And I want to make Quake 3 weapons packPort: ot peek pu htiw ~emJack Noir: And stuffJack Noir: Did you play Quake 3Port: Sure how 'bout a bunnyPort: They're ysetuc and ysetuwPort: and quick as can bePort: Ysetuc ysetuw evah uoy neve tem meJack Noir: stfu.Port: WOB(JACK)NIAR HAVE FAITHPort: YOU SEE I WILL BET YOUPort: SOMEWHERE IN HERE IS A PET THAT WILL GET YOUPort: Come on the yks's the limitPort: Yks si doog d'I ekil ti ot ylfPort: Really because I think thisPort: cat here has your name written all over itPort: Yes he doesPort: Oh hey he likes youPort: SsapPort: I have so many wonderful choicesPort: for you to decide~Port: There are sretto and slaesPort: take these I pleadPort: Sretto dna slaes od ton ylfPort: Mayb enot but I've seen this particularPort: laes soar when he go dons a jetpackPort: *ragequit*Port: Wait there must be a pet herePort: That will fit the tiketPort: How 'bout a laddybug or a cute criketPort: Riggeb dna reloocPort: Riggeb relooc GODPort: I've got just the thing in my tree hsaDPort: meet your new *fabulous* pet ~ylleriuqsPort: S'ti tsuj a lerriuqsPort: Not just any lerriuqsPort: a FLYING LERRIUQSPort: Haey os ekil I saw gniyasPort: Yhsrettulf lap siht t'now tuc tiPort: I deen a tep ot peek pu htiw em~Port: Gnihtemos emosewa gnihtemos gniylfJack Noir is now Away.Port: htiw ssenlooc taht seifed ~ytivargPort: I am sensing you want an animal that can flyPort: Uoy knihtPort: I have plenty of wonderful creaturesPort: who soar in the sky~Port: like a sweet bumminghirdPort: or a giant monarch flutterbyPort: Retteb tub reloocPort: I see how 'bout a bird a psaw or another birdPort: there are so many wonderful creaturesPort: I'd like to stabPort: There are falcos and aeglesPort: They'd go well with my bagelsPort: or perhaps what you needPort: is a delicious can of TabPort: Won er'uoy gniklatPort: Tub daetsni fo tsuj eno tuodnatsPort: won taht's oot ynamPort: Os ynam ~eciohcPort: dna hcus sehcir ytnelpaPort: Not a bad problem to have if you ask mePort: Eht Tab dluow eb emosewaPort: tub eht psaw m'I gniggid ootPort: Od uoy evah gnihtemosPort: ni a wolley depirts TabPort: *nope*Port: I've got a hot pink flamingoPort: just dying to meet youPort: Tahw ot od tahw ot odPort: *psag*Port: A ezirp taht tis'Port: S'ereht yllaer tsuj eno yawPort: Ot dnif tuo hcihw s'lamina tsebPort: Dloh a tsetnoc fo deeps ytiliga dna stugPort: Taht lliw tup hcae tep ot eht ~tsetJack Noir is now Online.Port: Don't forget style that should be consideredJack Noir: Are you done yetPort: Neht ll'I wonk rof erusPort: s'ohw tseb fo eht rettilPort: The one who is emosewa as loocPort: Tsuj ekil ~emPort: T'nac elttes rof ssel esuac' m'I eht tsebPort: Os a tsetnoc ew lliw ~eesPort: S'ohw eht rebmun enoPort: tsetaerg tsetcefrep tepPort: ni eht dlrow rof ~emPort: May the games ~nigebPort: And may the BEST DAY EVER
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Looks like whoever Jack Noir is blocked younice job spamming him
aaaaand you've successfully creeped me out gg veggie