Man, I'd drill that pony in a heartbeat, even though Applejack is the hottest pony EVER. But I could get down with your special lady, sort of like a greasy appetizer before the DELICIOUS main course.
I'll bet ponies have incredible starfishs. Look how taut their skin is; it totally envelops their genitals, sealing completely over any hole. Picture putting your richard through an opening like that, and into a pony ass. It would feel like thick rubber with a velvet liner.
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