Me and a jolly interesting fellow wrote a clop fan fiction that's going to make us famous it's not been proofread or spellchecked but I'm incredibly proud of this work of art we created
Tittle: Derpy Blows herself because I'm bad as forget!
"One cold night in Ponyville, Derpy was sitting in her living room wondering what she could do to make herself warm. She clapper her hooves together and began rubbing them together, all while chattering her teeth softly, she needed to find a way to warm up fast.
If she was going to start a fire she would have to go outside into the cold for wood. and it was REALLY cold out there but she had to find some way to warm up. There was no way around that so she went to get her coat and boots.
As she was slipping on her coat, she looked outside the window to find that it was lightly snowing. She hoped that it wouldn't escalate into something worse while she was out. She put on a fuzzy blue hat, just in case. She slowly walked to the door, took a moment to enjoy the small warmth she had inside her house then opened the door.
Ahe knew it would be could out but she wasn't expecting it to be this bone shuddering cold. By the princess it was cold! And the only place to find wood this time of year was the everfree forest perhaps she could stop by fluttershy cottage and just see if she had any and if not then at least they could go together. The last thing anypony wanted to do on a night like this was to venture out alone into the forest.
She started out across town passing by Raritys then the cakes shop and turned at the corner and up the lane
Derpy said, "forget this." then galloped back to her cottage where she slammed the door shut and proceeded to blow herself and warmed herself up faster than Pamela Anderson in a room full of black people. The End."