Froglover, if you post that stuff when it's midnight where I live you can't expect me to reply until the next morning, or probably until the next afternoon. But since I leave no post unread, I'll answer your questions. I know your pain.
Question 1: What would you do if somebody filled your locker full of R:34 ponies, and they fell out when you opened it?
Question 2: What would you do if you could live in Ponyville?
SQ: Who would your OC be?
Question 3: What would you do if you could be one of the Mane 6 in real life?
Question 1: My locker is pretty isolated, nobody uses most of the ones around it (I don't even use my locker really) so I'd have to say... stick them in the next one over.
Question 2: That... would be awesome. I can't even begin to describe it. But basically go around creating good cheer. Maybe I'd finally be able to get over this lethargy issue I have.
SQ: I've already posted it in the topic earlier, but
http://yourbuddybill.deviantart.com/art/Ideas-Pony-edition-Revision-7-345172425Question 3: Hmmmmmmmmm.... That's a tough question. I'd probably be Fluttershy. Her personality is close to mine (IRL of course; everyone is mighty brave on the internet) and yet somehow nobody picks on her.
And while I'm on the topic:
Froglover, man, I feel your pain. People don't notice the stuff you want them to notice. But if you post a question that you want answered in this topic, I'll get to it within 24 hours. That's your buddy Bill's guarantee.
And I remember finding that comic. It was an interesting theory.