New fandom: Care bears
DUDE
when i was in high school i was sitting doing nothing as usual and this tall,
i mean really tall bald guy in a black trench coat walks up to me, identifies himself as care bear, and tells me i should go walk around and talk to someone instead of sitting by myself
i told him i was used to it or kind of preferred it even and he gets this concerned empathetic look and he says that it is sad or something i don't remember his wording but because he knew what it was like to be alone
and he wished me well and walked away and i looked around to see if anyone was seeing this stuff and then i couldn't see him anywhere so like either he was some random well-meaning insane guy who silently sprinted and crouched behind a car in the parking lot to make it look like he disappeared or my guardian angel is a really tall bald guy who calls himself care bear
