I'm bored. It's 11:00 PM and I can't get to sleep. So I decided to start this thread. Do it or I will attempt to locate your house, and watch you while you sleep and control your life like your my pet pony (Success rate 0.00001%) Okay, now time for me to describe myself. Hm... I am ostensibly ostentatiously verbose; I never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Your turn, crazy internet people.