Author Topic: How do I Boot/Ban users off my network. (Read 1301 times)

Edman · June 30, 2011, 12:53:47 PM

My sister has been telling me I'm a piece of stuff, and I'm not worth anything, and that she wished I would die. So I want kick her off my parents network, for emotional scarring me. Any ideas on how that would be possible?

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Stocking · June 30, 2011, 12:54:51 PM

Punt her in the cunt.

Joker Card · June 30, 2011, 12:54:52 PM

Slap that bitch and break her vagina.

Feep · June 30, 2011, 12:57:54 PM

When she's asleep, put a chlorophome rag over her till she's deep asleep, then drag her bed all the way to an orphanage and give her such bad brain damage that she is unable to say who she is or where she lives.

Then pretend you where sleeping when she "ran away".

Wonder G · June 30, 2011, 12:58:26 PM

If she for some reason has a carrot, put a sharp needle in the tip, she will be forgeted up the ass with medical bills.

Joker Card · June 30, 2011, 12:59:25 PM

Chloroform her, rape her, leave her naked on the streets of your nearest ghetto.

Edman · June 30, 2011, 12:59:57 PM

The forget guys, I just want to know how to kick her off the network. I expected some actuall help, especially from you Feep...

Ningyou · June 30, 2011, 01:00:03 PM

Deal with it

captain blue · June 30, 2011, 01:01:39 PM

CUNT PUNCH!

otto-san · June 30, 2011, 01:02:15 PM

disconnect her then change the password and connect everyone else

Joker Card · June 30, 2011, 01:02:24 PM

Go onto her computer network and change the password to something like "BITCHGETOUT"

Stocking · June 30, 2011, 01:03:15 PM

Quote from: edman2299K on June 30, 2011, 12:59:57 PM

The forget guys, I just want to know how to kick her off the network. I expected some actuall help, especially from you Feep...

Go on to her computer and uninstall the drivers for her router.

Derp.

Zloff · June 30, 2011, 01:03:28 PM

the hell with that throw her computer out a window and beat it her with a wooden bat that has nails sticking out of it

Quote from: edman2299K on June 30, 2011, 12:59:57 PM

The forget guys, I just want to know how to kick her off the network. I expected some actuall help, especially from you Feep...

I surely wouldn't expect help from a guy who has swastikas as his signature

Joker Card · June 30, 2011, 01:04:49 PM

Quote from: Zloff on June 30, 2011, 01:03:28 PM

the hell with that throw her computer out a window and beat it with a metal rake

I surely wouldn't expect help from a guy who has swastikas as his signature

Saw tat ninja, also why beat the computer with a metal rake? Beat her with the rake instead.

Dodger · June 30, 2011, 01:07:11 PM

Quote from: Ningyou on June 30, 2011, 01:00:03 PM

Deal with it

Wait until your brother starts talking stuff about you, than you can talk.