Author Topic: Silly kids and their sk8b0ding  (Read 1285 times)

You read that 101% correctly. So, today i encounter'd, sk8fr34k, and sk84life. After a heated discussion about how un-cool a name with stealth, sniper, assassin, 1337, sk8, skate etc names are, i found out, they are both 12 year olds. Why does this anger me? Here's why. I have seen skateboarding by pro's, (its gay). But, around my school there are these wigga wigga brother killa entrepreneur  kids, that act like pro skaters. I have never seen them do anything except rolling the board around and jumping on it like a stuff sucker. So, after all this stuff, i go on facebook and one of the wigga kids say fallow m 0n twiter m nam iz weedsmokerpusillanimous individualman (implying he is great with woman and gets laid all the time). You guessed it, hes 13. I laughed, and i laughed like a forgeter. Don't believe me? Here's a link-y link-y - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002468392716&sk=wall

Assassin is correct spelling.
And what is this skeightbzeroding?


Oh also, forgot to point out one of his interests.

"how the hell ever reads"

He's the only one that likes it.

Oh also, forgot to point out one of his interests.

"how the hell ever reads"

He's the only one that likes it.
I JUST saw that. Why are there so many wanna-be kids these days?
Assassin is correct spelling.
And what is this skeightbzeroding?
Ask the pro himself. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002468392716&sk=wall
hipsters
He says he smokes weed and gets drunk and had love two days ago. LAWL

I meant some skaters before.

They laughed at me and called me names like cripple and cane-girl.

:'c

I meant some skaters before.

They laughed at me and called me names like cripple and cane-girl.

:'c
LoL

I meant some skaters before.

They laughed at me and called me names like cripple and cane-girl.

:'c
Did you roll up to them and run them over while wacking them with your cane?

I woulda been like OHLOL MY COMPUTER SKILLZ GET ME A BEAST JOB WITH LOADS OF MONEY AND BITCHES AND YOURS GETS YOU IN A CARDBOARD BOX ON THE STREET OHMAN

LoL
From that point on I've hated every single skater on this planet.

I want to slaughter them and crush their skulls with a steam roller.
Did you roll up to them and run them over while wacking them with your cane?
I did try to hit one of them with my cane. And they actually ran away. :cookieMonster:

The cigaretteboards that skate in my street always run away when i walk outside with a paintball gun. They think its an AR-15 :3. I tried using my shotgun, but the police were liek OHstuff MANG YU CNT DO DAT

The cigaretteboards that skate in my street always run away when i walk outside with a paintball gun. They think its an AR-15 :3. I tried using my shotgun, but the police were liek OHstuff MANG YU CNT DO DAT
My dad has a BB gun.

I would shoot them, but my mom frowns upon shooting friends.

My dad has a BB gun.

I would shoot them, but my mom frowns upon shooting cigarettes.
I have a .25cal air rifle. Its legal to walk around with, and a crossbow but thats not. And a .25 would kill. I don't have a BB gun. :c

I have a .25cal air rifle. Its legal to walk around with, and a crossbow but thats not. And a .25 would kill. I don't have a BB gun. :c
One time 6 kids were skating down the street. So just for stuffs and giggles I shined a laser point at them through the window. They actually thought it was a gun and they skated down the street yelling. Like they actually thought I was some sniper professional.

One time 6 kids were skating down the street. So just for stuffs and giggles I shined a laser point at them through the window. They actually thought it was a gun and they skated down the street yelling. Like they actually thought I was some sniper professional.
Haha oh wow. I officially love you now