I'm bored again. Don't criticize me. I want to get the list up to at least 500 Chuck Norris facts. They can be true or fake facts, just as long as they're good. You can only post 1 - 2 facts per post. I don't give a crap if you bump, just give me different facts every time. Thank you, fellow blockheads.
#1. Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, a Monopoly get out of jail free card, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
#2. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
