Author Topic: Chuck Norris Facts (Read 3938 times)

oleg662 · July 02, 2011, 01:35:46 AM

Chuck Norris knows the secret crabby patty formula

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Blockomanian · July 02, 2011, 01:40:02 AM

Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups, he pushes the ground down.

Jasa1 · July 02, 2011, 01:42:27 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch because he decides what time it is.

Meditate · July 02, 2011, 02:59:43 AM

rooster Norris can piss his name in cement.

Coulmbai · July 02, 2011, 04:20:48 AM

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Also this should be changed to Chuck Norris jokes.

Frontrox · July 02, 2011, 04:22:55 AM

Quote from: Coulmbai on July 02, 2011, 04:20:48 AM

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Also this should be changed to Chuck Norris jokes.

Not jokes, facts.

fred da kiko · July 02, 2011, 04:23:12 AM

under chuck norris' beard, there is only an other fist.

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through stone.

chuck norris doesn't consider it love if the woman survives.

Spyro · July 02, 2011, 06:12:46 AM

Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.

GodlyFireFight · July 02, 2011, 06:24:45 AM

Chuck Norris pissed on an old truck, that truck is now Optimus Prime.

LeetZero · July 02, 2011, 06:39:26 AM

If something does not kill you, it isn't Chuck Norris.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Anyone that doesn't exsist actually used to be alive. Chuck Norris erased them from history using his beard and some febreeze.

There are 3 types of locker rooms, the Mens locker room, the Womens locker room, and Chuck Norris's locker room.

Chuck Norris is not allowed in hell because the devil is scared of him.

Chuck Norris fools April.

The mute told the deaf that the blind seen Chuck Norris.

People fear 2012 but 2012 fears Chuck Norris.

fred da kiko · July 02, 2011, 06:42:54 AM

chuck norris has two sons, those sons are named mcgyver and jesus.

CpW · July 02, 2011, 07:01:33 AM

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, he does not turn into into a zombie,
The zombie turns into Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris won the National Poker Tournament using Pokemon cards.

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live away from Chuck Norris.

Stocking · July 02, 2011, 07:06:03 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pusillanimous individual.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.

Chuck Norris won't suck your richard for money; he will gladly do it for free.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.

Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.

When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.

Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

TwenteFreak · July 02, 2011, 07:06:40 AM

Chuck Norris sucks richard

Fact

Mr.Interceptor · July 02, 2011, 07:09:53 AM

Chuck Norris is everyone's bitch.