When Chuck Norris has love with men, it's not because he ran out of women, but because women couldn't find his snake when he wanted to have love with them.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills and merely blinked because the gay research he was watching was too exciting to sleep through.
Freddy Mercury wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls" after a passionate night with Chuck Norris.
Jonathan Ned Katz wanted Chuck Norris to use a condom, but he used a water balloon instead.
Chuck Norris started the "Chuck Norris Facts" in hopes of finding a new love. Upon finding out the majority of fans using the facts were guys, Chuck Norris wept with joy.
Chuck Norris is a 71 year old ginger with no friends. now shut up and stop saying he's badass.
