Author Topic: I can digest corn. (Read 6809 times)

Lørd Tøny · July 02, 2011, 03:12:59 PM

You know when they say you can't digest corn and it shows in your crap? Well for some reason I can digest corn since the time I've ate corn for the first time. Is it just me or what?

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aml · July 02, 2011, 03:13:26 PM

This is the first I've heard of it.

DrenDran · July 02, 2011, 03:14:58 PM

Why would you eat something that you can not digest?

Lørd Tøny · July 02, 2011, 03:15:10 PM

I can swallow hundreds whole and they don't show up in my stuff.

Quote from: DrenDran on July 02, 2011, 03:14:58 PM

Why would you eat something that you can not digest?

But I can digest corn.

Stocking · July 02, 2011, 03:16:04 PM

If you chew corn you digest it. Swallowing corn without chewing it causes it to go through undigested.

Derp.

PowerDag · July 02, 2011, 03:16:31 PM

You have a mutation that enhances your stomach power so that it can digest corn, which is normally the digestive equivalent of glass/plastic.

Being serious now

Quote from: Stocking on July 02, 2011, 03:16:04 PM

If you chew corn you digest it.

.::Taboo::. · July 02, 2011, 03:16:45 PM

um, it's not like corn is just plain godlike. you just chew it very thoroughly and it's fine, as you probably do.

Lørd Tøny · July 02, 2011, 03:18:08 PM

Quote from: Stocking on July 02, 2011, 03:16:04 PM

If you chew corn you digest it. Swallowing corn without chewing it causes it to go through undigested.

Derp.

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on July 02, 2011, 03:15:10 PM

I can swallow hundreds whole and they don't show up in my stuff.

Learn to read, derp.

PowerDag · July 02, 2011, 03:18:44 PM

Your stomach is godly.

TeslaCoil · July 02, 2011, 03:19:07 PM

Well I can listen to it, AND digest it.

Stocking · July 02, 2011, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on July 02, 2011, 03:18:08 PM

Learn to read, derp.

I reread it, and I'm under the assumption that you rummage through your stuffs checking for corn.

You should stop, that's unsanitary as all hell.

Lørd Tøny · July 02, 2011, 03:19:59 PM

Quote from: Stocking on July 02, 2011, 03:19:12 PM

I reread it, and I'm under the assumption that you rummage through your stuffs checking for corn.

You should stop, that's unsanitary as all hell.

By rummaging you mean just looking in the toilet bowl with just my eyes, then yes.

Hiiro326 · July 02, 2011, 03:24:06 PM

Quote from: Stocking on July 02, 2011, 03:19:12 PM

I reread it, and I'm under the assumption that you rummage through your stuffs checking for corn.

You should stop, that's unsanitary as all hell.

Lolol

Placid · July 02, 2011, 03:24:44 PM

well, what an interesting topic
i've never tried it, i don't plan on it

Stocking · July 02, 2011, 03:25:03 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on July 02, 2011, 03:19:59 PM

By rummaging you mean just looking in the toilet bowl with just my eyes, then yes.

What do you do when you find corn? Eat it?