Author Topic: I'm feeling cagey and it smells like feces on I-80. (Read 1179 times)

Comatose · July 02, 2011, 03:28:39 PM

Right now as I type this, I'm stuck in a Dodge Caliber that smells like Monkey feces and Chardonnay driving down to Los Angeles to catch a flight tomorrow. All I can say is I'm ready to jump out the damn window because I have limited leg room and I have to stay in this car for the next.. I don't know 4 hours maybe?

Anyway, I need you guys to suggest something for me to do.

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SeventhSandwich · July 02, 2011, 03:29:24 PM

Stocking · July 02, 2011, 03:30:00 PM

At least you don't have to drive.

DrenDran · July 02, 2011, 03:30:41 PM

Comatose · July 02, 2011, 03:31:28 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on July 02, 2011, 03:29:24 PM

Fap

My parents are in the car.

Quote from: Stocking on July 02, 2011, 03:30:00 PM

At least you don't have to drive.

That's true, but even that is better than being stuck in the back seat, IMO.

Pacific · July 02, 2011, 03:32:08 PM

Quote from: Comatose on July 02, 2011, 03:28:39 PM

Monkey feces and Chardonnay

Monkey stuff and white wine, an interesting mix.

aml · July 02, 2011, 03:32:48 PM

Quote from: Comatose on July 02, 2011, 03:31:28 PM

My parents are in the car.

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on July 02, 2011, 03:29:24 PM

Group Fap

Comatose · July 02, 2011, 03:34:55 PM

Quote from: Pacific on July 02, 2011, 03:32:08 PM

Monkey stuff and white wine, an interesting mix.

Smells even worse when the air outside smells the same way.

Man 2 · July 02, 2011, 03:36:36 PM

Monkey feces?
Is Stocking in there with you? :o

Comatose · July 02, 2011, 03:37:56 PM

Quote from: Man 2 on July 02, 2011, 03:36:36 PM

Monkey feces?
Is Stocking in there with you? :o

I hope not, otherwise I really will jump out the window.

Trifax · July 02, 2011, 04:21:32 PM

Quote from: Comatose on July 02, 2011, 03:37:56 PM

I hope not, otherwise I really will jump out the window.

Read a book, or manufacture a handheld gaming device.

Col. Burton · July 02, 2011, 04:28:45 PM

Kick the seats in front of you until they let you walk for a bit and get some ~~monkey feces air.~~ fresh air.

Caution · July 02, 2011, 05:28:48 PM

I drove in LA traffic a few weeks ago (with my learner's permit), hot damn what a busy city. Its also smoggy and ew.

I personally like driving so I found a road trip to be much less boring when you're driving and the terrain isn't boring.

Comatose · July 02, 2011, 06:26:14 PM

The terrain is boring. Anyway, we're about 85 miles from our hotel. I still need ideas on what to do.

Trifax · July 02, 2011, 06:27:06 PM

Quote from: Caution on July 02, 2011, 05:28:48 PM

I drove in LA traffic a few weeks ago (with my learner's permit), hot damn what a busy city. Its also smoggy and ew.

I personally like driving so I found a road trip to be much less boring when you're driving and the terrain isn't boring.

^ this. I love driving, I'd like to try driving in L.A....when we were there last I didn't have my permit yet but I saw the ridiculous freeway driving. I feel like the city driving would be easier.

And...it wasn't too smoggy when we were there. Up on a hillside you could see all the way across L.A. to another hill.