loving stairs. (rage here thread)

[LizzyRascal]

Apparently one of the new goals forced upon me by my physical therapist, is going up and down the stairs.

I hate stairs. I can't think of any reason why stairs were invented, besides to torture mankind. Everything should just be ramps. Stairs are horrid stuffballs of loving stuffmas friendry that should have never been put on this planet.

So I must vent my anger to these forums.

forget YOU, YOU loving PILE OF forget stuff loving forgetER forget stuff PISS ASS CREAM richard HOLE.

I apologize for the profanity the probably useless topic. Just post what really makes you rage here. I know we already have a topic like this somewhere but I'm too loving lazy to find it.

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[Moriarty]

but what if the ramp is slippery

[Kingdaro]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM STAIRS BRO

[Solid]

i like stairs, if i go up a ramp i'll slip and die

[LizzyRascal]

but what if the ramp is slippery

Then I guess I won't get there.

[asablief]

at my military school

The trip from gym to computer science is literraly 4 long flights of staircase, 3 of which are outside.

[CopBlock]

Wait till you have to go up like 10 flights of stairs then tell me you want a ramp.

[Moriarty]

but what if the ramp is slippery

i like stairs, if i go up a ramp i'll slip and die

[LizzyRascal]

Wait till you have to go up like 10 flights of stairs then tell me you want a ramp.

I hate stairs because I can't climb them.

Sometimes I can hear them mock me. I swear of it.

I SWEAR.

You probably won't die if it's not too steep.

[Moriarty]

what if i spill my taco on it
what if i have a wheelchair and theres a bump
what if i spit on it
what if theres poop on it
what if
what if
what if
this won't work, these ramps

[LizzyRascal]

what if i spill my taco on it
what if i have a wheelchair and theres a bump
what if i spit on it
what if theres poop on it
what if
what if
what if
this won't work, these ramps

Fine. Elevators, maybe?

I'm talking about simple stuff here. Like getting onto my own damn porch.

[NotKreation]

>Stairs are 5 inches out each
>No carpet, only wood
>Always wearing socks
Try that for slippery.

[Moriarty]

>Stairs are 5 inches out each
>No carpet, only wood
>Always wearing socks
Try that for slippery.

HAAHAH
loving STAIRS BRO
and just getting on your porch
if you hate the stairs
climb up the wall
:|

[kevin 51l]

[Jairo]

Fine. Elevators, maybe?

I'm talking about simple stuff here. Like getting onto my own damn porch.

Elevator to get up 3 feet to your porch. Nice logic.