Author Topic: a story about john freeman  (Read 1350 times)

a story about john freeman

by xherobrinex

john freeman woke up in a dark, dark wooden box. he heard ship horns blowing and water splashing. he didnt know where he was.
john freeman then noticed he has stored a crowbar in his pants and he took it out of his pants.
john freeman opened up the box with the crowbar and saw one combine.
john freeman ran towards the combine with the crowbar and hit him on the head. the combine fell.
john freeman picked up wepon and continued on. he walked around the ship not knowing what to do.
john freeman saw a flare gun with a gordon freeman face on it
john freeman picked up gun and ran outside the ship onto the deck
john freeman heard a helicopter come and multiple combine radio noises
john freeman saw the helicopter and the combines. the helicopter killed the combines with bullets.
john freeman saw gorden freeman jump out. gordon grabbed johns hand and ran to the helicopter with him.
john freeman ran inside the helicopter with gordon freeman. there were lots of others inside too.
john freeman and everyone else in the helicopter were at the rebel land. the helicopter john freeman was in landed.
john freeman and everyone else in the helicopter got out of the helicopter and walked around.
john freeman also walked around. gordon freeman walked around too.
john freeman followed gordan freeman. gordon freeman was in a jeep driving to city 27
john freeman and gordon were there
john freeman and gorden freeman disguised as killen combine
john freeman and gordon freeman ran around as combine
john freeman and gordon freeman found barney but he was on beaten duty
john freeman ran around town as combine
john freeman killed combine with crowbar and took bigger wepon
john freeman noticed that gordon freeman was gone
john freeman heard alarms
john freeman saw a helicopter. the helicopter fired at him with bullets
john freeman took out the flare gun. combine dieded out of helicopter. helicopter crashed
john freeman got shot in the foot by someone behind him
john freeman fell over
john freeman noticed a shadyish figure at his feet. "time to die" the shady thing said
john freeman noticed that it was a combine hitman
john freeman used Cave Johnson and threw a lemonade(lemon+grenade) and killed the hitman
now that's what i call a "combustible lemon" said cave john freeman
john freeman noticed that the city was taken over by rebels
john freeman sat down noticing a combine helicopter out of no where. they drop bomb 20x size of helicopter
the bomb explodes

the end

Jairo - Jummkopf helping with production and ideas (lemon nade and cave johnson and with editing ideas and story)
« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 02:19:18 AM by xHerobrinex »


How did I make lemonade and Cave Johnson. I edited the story boyo.

How did I make lemonade and Cave Johnson. I edited the story boyo.
kfine :)

I liked the part when it said john freeman

what did i just read?

Why does each sentence start with John Freeman?

Why does each sentence start with John Freeman?
Possibly because this one of those joke topics.

Possibly because this one of those joke topics.

I'm not laughing.


« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 02:29:20 AM by Lørd Tøny »



He got an email from his brother that said
aliens and monsters were atacking his place

unofical seekwul

john freeman got flown thru air cause bom splod
john freeman saw bilding and sed ono
john freeman flew throgh the windo and th bild explod in milon pieac
john freeman do a bakflp and land on th grund an milon combin wat dere
the combin start shot fast with wepon but jon freeman faster an doge al bulet
the bulet richoshet and hit combins in faces and they die
john freman run to warhose and gorden freemant there tid up who john freman untid
they pik up combin wepon and becom fak combin again
but, wait!!!1!1!1!!!!!1 combne choper fly dere and it se john and gorden freeman putin on combin costume
john freman say hapi  hollowen and got shoot by bulet from chopr
gorden freeman say noooooo and shot at combins an chopr explod a bilding
john freeman go to hospitl an liv frum gunshot
john freeman den here tht combine was defetd
he cherd and th end