Purple Metro
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I dont even know what to say to this. He's been here for a couple of days for what I can tell, and he already has 3 topics in Suggestions & Requests, and he's making a complete friend of himself.
Exhibit A - This is the first topic in Suggestions & Requests. I swear to God, I have not seen such childish requests since I joined the Forums.
Donkey Hammer
This is kinda like a hammer only the top of the hammer is the shape of a donkey's head. It acts like a real weaponous hammer. When you hit somebody with it, they shrink to the size of how they would be if an anvil fell on them. Also if they get hit then weapon will play some noise a donkey makes.
Boom Butt
This is a funny weapon. When you activate it, you bend down and guess what you do? You start shooting flying poo balls out of your butt. It should do 10 damage every time you got pelted with one. And if it hits you it should make a PLAT sound. And the poo balls should shoot out like a mini gun for extra laughs.
Refrigerator Shooter
This is a real edible shooter. Its like a mini refigerator about the length of a book and the width of a rectangular cookie jar. You should hold it up with 2 hands facing front. And when you shoot it the refrigerator door automatically opens and shoots out a random set of projectiles (EX: Apple, Banna, Orange, Cookie, Milk, Yogurt, .etc)
Thats all my ideas. :D
I'll just leave that there. I'm sure you guys can see what's wrong.
You may go look at the other 2, maybe even more topics he posted in there. They are all stupid ideas.
Exhibit B - He appearently thinks he can get respect by being a complete cigarette, and coming up with comebacks that I'm sure I used in.. oh.. 2nd grade? Pisses me off.
Just start reading from my comment
here. You can see how much he acts like a 9 year old.
tl;dr He's annoying, acts like he's nine (and tries to cover it up by acting sophisticated), and pisses me off.
inb4umad - Yes, I'm mad.
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