Author Topic: Dr Pepper makes your balls smaller? :/  (Read 4172 times)

Sorry for sounding like an idiot but is it true that Dr Pepper makes your balls shrink? D:

What the forget am I reading


No, but it tastes horrible anyway.

I think it taste nice bro
but thanks though

No, but Coca-cola makes them huge.  Pepsi makes it shrink, so that might be what you're getting it mixed up with.

No, but Coca-cola makes them huge.  Pepsi makes it shrink, so that might be what you're getting it mixed up with.

Can you link evidence. Might start drinking Coca-cola.


No, but Coca-cola makes them huge.

It also gives you stomach ulcers, but so does most soda.

Vanilla flavored milk makes your sausage grow longer.

It also gives you stomach ulcers, but so does most soda.
Only some times when i have Pepsi, i get stomach pains and such, but that happened almost every time i drank Coca-Cola :(


Vanilla flavored milk makes your sausage grow longer.
Sausage slowly changes your blood into sausages as you eat it.

Sausage slowly changes your blood into sausages as you eat it.
So if i eat a sausage and bleed, i will bleed sausages?

So if i eat a sausage and bleed, i will bleed sausages?
Yeah.