117 degrees? Guess you'll be able to cook on the sidewalk then.
You can do that any day in Phoenix.Seriously, hobos can cook eggs on pieces of metal left on a sidewalk.EDIT: And I live an hour away from you, Oasis. In Arizona too.
wait.... HOW DID THEY GET THE EGGS?
They steal them from chickens.
wait...WHERE DID THE CHICKENS GET THE EGGS?