Author Topic: Adventure! (Read 1923 times)

Captain Crazy · July 05, 2011, 07:04:26 AM

Gon' make one of them choose your own's.

Hello, stranger! Welcome to Adventure.

Here you are, just sittin' there. You don't recall where or why you've been sitting for the last hour, if you're even wearing clothes, and you've even forgotten your own name!

Concentrate, pal. Remember your own name!

That sizzling sound indicates you've forgotten your name. Care to give yourself a new one?

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TwenteFreak · July 05, 2011, 07:07:15 AM

Bob will be the name of this handsome man

Captain Crazy · July 05, 2011, 07:15:52 AM

Quote from: TwenteFreak on July 05, 2011, 07:07:15 AM

Bob will be the name of this handsome man

Generic, but it will do. Better than the average inundation of "carrotlord von Pleasurerichard"s that we're usually graced with. Besides, you've taken a liking to it!

Was there something you needed to do, besides drooling all over yourself like an idiot? Some sort of Macguffin you needed to snatch?

haha, yeah, there totally is something you need to do. Your thing is missing off of it's shelf! But you forgot what this thing is. A dinghus? A sprongle? A doohicky? Whatever. We need to find it. But how?

Night Fox · July 05, 2011, 07:55:07 AM

Search the cobweb for clues.

Xinakam · July 05, 2011, 09:38:11 AM

Empty shelf?! Quickly! Run outside and hunt down the thieves!!!

Legodude77 · July 05, 2011, 12:28:04 PM

Eat shelf

Cancel · July 05, 2011, 01:46:30 PM

it's a pot of mayonnaise.

seargent227 · July 05, 2011, 07:31:13 PM

Go on the adventure to find this missing object of yours!

The Corporation · July 05, 2011, 07:36:50 PM

Slow down time and see if you can find out who took your stuff.

Captain Crazy · July 05, 2011, 09:06:11 PM

Quote from: The Corporation on July 05, 2011, 07:36:50 PM

Slow down time and see if you can find out who took your stuff.

You have no clue how to control time. Maybe some more head injuries can help!

Quote from: Xinakam on July 05, 2011, 09:38:11 AM

Empty shelf?! Quickly! Run outside and hunt down the thieves!!!

That's more like it! You easily punch through your wall, which seems to be constructed of wet paper and wishes.

Whaddya do now, dingus? And what did you get in the mail?

Joltarn · July 05, 2011, 09:12:16 PM

check mail
then use mailbox as WEPON

Xinakam · July 05, 2011, 09:14:25 PM

^And be sure to disregard all the bills.

billy1 · July 05, 2011, 09:25:05 PM

Quote from: Joltarn on July 05, 2011, 09:12:16 PM

check mail
then use mailbox as WEPON

This.

Night Fox · July 06, 2011, 04:34:22 AM

What Jolt said, and use the bills to make a fire.

Flamecannon · July 06, 2011, 11:06:53 AM

you dismember the whole house with the mailbox until you find something of importance