Poll

Do you enjoy life?

No.
5 (9.4%)
NO!
2 (3.8%)
I dunno lol
6 (11.3%)
Yes.
20 (37.7%)
YES BECAUSE LIFE IS EASY PEASY LEMON PARTY SQUEAZY! :DDD
7 (13.2%)
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL DORP.
13 (24.5%)

Total Members Voted: 53

Author Topic: What is your opinion on life?  (Read 2349 times)

I want to die
not because life isn't living up to my expectations or anything
just because I want to die
to put it simply, I want to die for science
as in I want to find out for my own damn self what happens when you die

I want to die
not because life isn't living up to my expectations or anything
just because I want to die
to put it simply, I want to die for science
as in I want to find out for my own damn self what happens when you die
Good luck with that!

In the big big big big big picture:

reproduce

Good luck with that!
I don't need it, dying is really one of the easiest things for a human
our fragile bodies are very susceptible to pain and injury
if we flew into a window at a speed proportional to birds' body size/speed, we would die
yet birds always leave the scene in the same shape they left

I want to die for science
Admirable. We need more guys like you!

This will go great in your file. 'Should get you into Column B. :D

I don't need it, dying is really one of the easiest things for a human
our fragile bodies are very susceptible to pain and injury
if we flew into a window at a speed proportional to birds' body size/speed, we would die
yet birds always leave the scene in the same shape they left

That's because birds fly into things all the time, and they're pretty immune to it at this point because only the birds that would survive hitting stuff originally reproduced.

Natural selection, I believe it's called. It weeds out the weak and hence develops traits that aid in survival of the species.

Anyway, since you can die at any time basically, it's best to make the most of what you can do while you're alive. That's cool if you want to die to see what happens, but do what you can while you're alive, because I doubt much happens when you die.

Admirable. We need more guys like you!

This will go great in your file. 'Should get you into Column B. :D

Wait, does he mean me or what? Now I'm confused...

That's because birds fly into things all the time, and they're pretty immune to it at this point because only the birds that would survive hitting stuff originally reproduced.
if it helps, I will be willing to hit everyone I see with a baseball bat for the rest of my life
Anyway, since you can die at any time basically, it's best to make the most of what you can do while you're alive. That's cool if you want to die to see what happens, but do what you can while you're alive, because I doubt much happens when you die.
but I want to experience NOTHING
THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD
Wait, does he mean me or what? Now I'm confused...
hrk
if I meant that I wanted to die for you, what
what?
this what
I don't even know you IRL how could I like you so much that I'd be willing to die for you

if it helps, I will be willing to hit everyone I see with a baseball bat for the rest of my life

That's not how it works, but I'm 90% sure you're kidding. so whatever.

hrk
if I meant that I wanted to die for you, what
what?
this what
I don't even know you IRL how could I like you so much that I'd be willing to die for you

:panda: </3

love, drugs, rock and roll-
Speed, weed, birth control-
Lifes a bitch and then you die-
So screw the world and lets get high.

Your entire life is centered around procreation and you have no other conventional reason for existing.

Yet, you know absolutely nothing about me.

Also, I never said I was on the worst side, I said worse.
That would denote the lower half, not the smallest, most horrible part.
woah woah woah bro
You have a computer, shelter, not starving, and internet access.

that makes you better off than 70% of the world (at least)

Your entire life is centered around procreation and you have no other conventional reason for existing.
:(

The moment that you are born, you begin to die.
actually
Your telomeres will typically run out in your late seventies, early eighties, and at that point your body will start making certain proteins incorrectly. This leads to a medical condition commonly referred to as death.
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