So, I'm out eating with my aunt and uncle, my parents, and my other uncle w/ his GF and all the sudden grandma calls: little cuz is hurt. We drop our food, drive back home and find out that little cousin is stuck between the pedal, kickstand, and tire on a bike he shouldn't be riding: leg twisted at an unnatural angle.
We try getting it out with oil and soap, and that fails. Aunt calls 911 and ambulence drives up to the house. Hey have to saw and blowtorch the bike apart to get my cousin out. It takes a full hour and in the meantime, I miss out on all the agony (thankfully) as I go up to make sure the 1-year old cousin hasn't woken from her nap. She has, and it takes 5 minutes of back rubbing to get her back to sleep.
Now I'm stuck sitting on the couch beside her making sure she doesn't wake up and have a fit. A half hour later my parents and uncle's GF come back up. Everyone's still shaking but me, who didn't hear the full story till' my mom told me.
I'll stop right here as it gets a little too gruesome for the internet. You'd be better off playing TF2 and watching body parts sail through the air.
The Bad Side of the Story: My cousin's going to be hurt badly for a long time.
The Good Side of the Story: We didn't have to pay for lunch.
