A normal round of Quantum of Solace, through the eyes of CpW:
"OK, let's play this godawful game... I think I'll play a round of Team Conflict orsomething..."
"Oh, look at that dipstuff, spawnkilling"
"WHAT THE forget, STUPID 5 YEAR-OLD WITH THAT stuffTY OVERPOWERED AUTO-SHOTTY"
"Look at them all camping up there, makes me feel ashamed to be on their team"
"Let's try out the normal shotgun... feels OK, OH THIS THING IS AN OVERPOWERED PEICE OF CRAP, I JUST ONE-SHOTTED THAT GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP WITH A HEADSHOT"
"Round over, OK I'm changing my loadout... What the hell is this? It's just an AK47 with a different name."
Ok, let's start... Got a few kills there, an- OH MY loving GOD, IT'S A BUNCH OF friendS WITH THAT STUPID AUTO-HOTTY AGAIN"
"OH forget'S SAKE, THEY'RE SPAWNKILLING ME NOW, I CAN'T STAND THIS PIECE OF stuff ANYMORE"
/ragequit