I had my first Physical.

[Anti-Block]

If I ever end up being a doctor and I give someone a physical, I'm just going to say "Pull down your pants."
There's no need for all that silly-willy stuff about how I know it's awkward but they gotta do it.

I'm just gonna say,"Take out your snake RIGHT loving NOW."

and I'm going to Stethoscope the stuff out of that thing.

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

And then you were like

Yep.

[Jenxas]

Boy Scouts is where gay love begins

best years of my life

[Trogtor]

I'm just gonna say,"Take out your snake RIGHT loving NOW."

and I'm going to Stethoscope the stuff out of that thing.

I hope your not my Next Physical Doctor.

[Night Fox]

why do you keep capitalizing random words

[Altered]

I'm just gonna say,"Take out your snake RIGHT loving NOW."

and I'm going to Stethoscope the stuff out of that thing.

So you're going to go all Solider on them and then make them stuff through their snake by hitting it with a stethoscope?!

I hope your not my Next possible future Physical Doctor.

[TomTheGeek²]

"Haha the Doctor touched your snake"

this happened to me last year for high school. it was completely unnecessary.

i also had a choice for college shots aswell, and my mom said YESPLZ. i had to get like 2 shots in each of my arms. ow. the nurse who did it was a bitch aswell.

[Trogtor]

why do you keep capitalizing random words

Sorry, kinda nervous.

Don't ask No idea why though.

[Night Fox]

why?

[IkeTheGeneric]

did they find any bad poop

they need to take out the bad poop and put in the good poop

[Altered]

this happened to me last year for high school. it was completely unnecessary.

i also had a choice for college shots aswell, and my mom said YESPLZ. i had to get like 2 shots in each of my arms. ow. the nurse who did it was a bitch aswell.

Oh gosh;
You made me think of needles and topic made me think of penors and now i have the mental image of a needle going through the top of the snake and comming out the bottom, puncturing that small skintube along the way ;-;

[Trogtor]

why?

Cause a 50 year old man touched my snake.

[Anti-Block]

So you're going to go all Solider on them and then make them stuff through their snake by hitting it with a stethoscope?!

yah man.

stethescopes are hella cold too- your snake will feel like an ice cooler when I'm done with it.

[Trogtor]

did they find any bad poop

they need to take out the bad poop and put in the good poop

Bad Poop was everywhere.

[Night Fox]

Cause a 50 year old man touched my snake.

if you were willing to tell me, why did you say not to ask?