I had my first Physical.

[james4115]

i had my first physical earlier

they took my blood pressure gave me a shot and patted around my body for some reason

no genital touching


which is good i guess because the doctor was a guy

[Ad Bot]

[Altered]

True.

I would like to get paid for holding peoples Balls.

Speaking of, I once considered being a gynologist for a very small faction of time, and then scolded myself for being a pervert.

[Night Fox]

me too

[Trogtor]

I'm thinking of doing Parkour when I turn 13.

Will I get a Physical for that?

[Night Fox]

I'm thinking of doing Parkour when I turn 13.
Will I get a Physical for that?

are you dumb

[Trogtor]

are you dumb

I don't know stuff about Physicals.

Yes I am dumb. Welcome to Summer Break, 3 months of loosing education.

[Night Fox]

I don't know stuff about Physicals.

no, you don't know stuff about parkour
parkour is not an official thing that you sign up for or stuff like that (unless you join a "group" or some stuff)
so no, how would they require you to get a physical

Yes I am dumb. Welcome to Summer Break, 3 months of loosing education.

oh yeah

[james4115]

I don't know stuff about Physicals.

Yes I am dumb. Welcome to Summer Break, 3 months of loosing education.

if it isnt school related or run by some independent group in your area you can do it without getting a physical

if you have like some parkour team in your school then yes you might need a physical

[Trogtor]

no, you don't know stuff about parkour
parkour is not an official thing that you sign up for or stuff like that
so no, how would they require you to get a physical

Yeah you can Sign up for Parkour.

The YMCA in my town is Doing Lessons. One of the Teachers is a friend of mine.

[Kobewarrior]

If I ever end up being a doctor and I give someone a physical, I'm just going to say "Pull down your pants."
There's no need for all that silly-willy stuff about how I know it's awkward but they gotta do it.

They still need to pull down their underwear!

[Night Fox]

They still need to pull down their underwear!

if they are too dumb to realize I meant their baby panties too, then I'll pull them down myself

[Altered]

I don't know why I didn't think of this before, but

"Prepare for your 'examination'! heheheh"

[Cuts-Aknife]

The worst part is when you start growing hair down there. Then your mom or dad sees that. REALLY messed up moment.

[Altered]

The worst part is when you start growing hair down there. Then your mom or dad sees that. REALLY messed up moment.

I once had a bush of hair

Once day I got tired of it, got some scissors, went into my room, closed my curtains, closed and locked my door, and

cut my snake off

I'm kidding.
I cut nearly all of it off, and I kinda regret it now because it's kinda itchy sometimes.

[IkeTheGeneric]

cut my snake off

I'm kidding.
I cut nearly all of it off

the horror

and I kinda regret it now because it's kinda itchy sometimes.

Put bengay on it, I heard that stops itching