I had my first Physical.

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the horror

I ment my snake hair.

Put bengay on it, I heard that stops itching

I'm not falling for that, gayben bengay just makes it sting like hell's flames dipped in pepper.

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[Jokey365]

I remember my physical. Some guy in his 80's touched my parts with my pants up. He dipped his hand in there. He touched everything. I feel awkward now for talking about it.

[IkeTheGeneric]

how i imagined the whole physical went:
Doctor: now drop your drawers HEHEHE
trogtor: okay doctor man *shows snake*
Doctor: OH MAN thats so loving small
trogtor: no you are looking at yours
Doctor: *touches balls*
trogtor: im imagining my father right now hold on
doctor: kablammy

[Edman]

Lol, I young lady gave me mine. I was "happy"

[Valen]

one time I had to  get a physical so to screw with the doctor I shaved only half of my pubes and made them look like scar face. He has a very shocked face on xD

[Kilser]

Hot.

[Slugger]

Whenever I have a physical they don't touch me, :/

[Colten]

Whats a physical :(

[Jokey365]

Whats a physical :(

When men in their 70's get a handle on your junk

[Colten]

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Why

[Jokey365]

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Why

idklol

[Unwritten Calender]

Why are you guys getting them so young
is it required for everyone to get them

[Colten]

Oh yeah, one day I had a camera put up my butt :(

[TheKhoz]

i think those are called asian massage parlors

No, you are thinking of whorehouses.

[Jubel]

Oh yeah, one day I had a camera put up my butt :(

why

did you shove a pizza crust up there too far?