Author Topic: I'm convinced I'm immortal. I can feel pain and bleed but I can't die. (Read 4738 times)

PossesedAngel · July 10, 2011, 10:39:04 AM

"hey guys i shot myself in the leg i am bleeding and shouting in pain but im still alive, k i am immortal."

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Clone v.117 · July 10, 2011, 10:45:55 AM

Quote from: PossesedAngel on July 10, 2011, 07:32:06 AM

Hit your wall with your head at maximum speed.
Post with a picture of a hole in the wall.

DracoSoul · July 10, 2011, 10:53:42 AM

immortality is never dying naturally
invincibility is never getting hurt

Muddy Waters · July 10, 2011, 10:54:00 AM

I have put multiple M1000s near my face and still live. Beat that.

Legodude77 · July 10, 2011, 10:56:26 AM

Shoot yourself with an air soft gun.

Tingalz · July 10, 2011, 11:09:40 AM

Shoot yourself in the head with real bullets, thats the way to test it.

indyjones · July 10, 2011, 11:23:49 AM

2 1/2 minutes can't kill you underwater unless you were drinking it, which in that case you are just plain handicapped. Try 5 - 6 minutes before you say you are immortal.

ArfNarf · July 10, 2011, 12:17:08 PM

Quote from: Squideey on July 10, 2011, 07:37:58 AM

Cut off your head and post pictures.

Sig'd.

Doomonkey · July 10, 2011, 12:20:10 PM

Sadly, I'm not immortal or invincible. I just come back from the dead when I die. However, this hurts quite a bit.

Man 2 · July 10, 2011, 12:21:06 PM

In fourth grade I had a friend named Ben. One time at recess he came up to me and told me to follow him.
We came across a plastic sign marking an entrance to the school, of which both sides were bent up at the bolts holding it to the wall. For some reason.
My friend Ben told me that he was super-strong, because he could bend the plastic.
So he tried.
The change in the sign was unnoticeable, and yet he told me "See? I'm super-strong!"
I'm pretty sure I just walked away.

Quote from: Doomonkey on July 10, 2011, 12:20:10 PM

Sadly, I'm not immortal or invincible. I just come back from the dead when I die. However, this hurts quite a bit.

Like Cap'n Jack Harkness?

SkullCandy · July 10, 2011, 12:26:28 PM

Quote from: TwenteFreak on July 10, 2011, 06:38:57 AM

You're an idiot.

This is true

Bladedsword · July 10, 2011, 12:32:45 PM

Yeah.
I must be immortal too.
One time i picked at a chigger bite,
and it bled.
OH BOY DID IT BLEED.
BUT!
Im still alive!
Kiss my ass non-immortals!

Littledude · July 10, 2011, 12:34:29 PM

Serious theory here guys:
I believe that nobody ever dies from their own point of view. I think your conciousness will continue on in an alternate universe in which you didn't die. But the other people will remain in the original universe where you did.

Clone v.117 · July 10, 2011, 12:37:14 PM

Quote from: Littledude on July 10, 2011, 12:34:29 PM

Serious theory here guys:
I believe that nobody ever dies from their own point of view. I think your conciousness will continue on in an alternate universe in which you didn't die. But the other people will remain in the original universe where you did.

I believe when you die your body turns into a piece of toast and you live happily ever after. :D

Bladedsword · July 10, 2011, 12:37:53 PM

Quote from: Littledude on July 10, 2011, 12:34:29 PM

Serious theory here guys:
I believe that nobody ever dies from their own point of view. I think your conciousness will continue on in an alternate universe in which you didn't die. But the other people will remain in the original universe where you did.

I believe that.
But then after some time you become another animal.
Like another human, or even a dog, or a horse. etc.