Author Topic: ►►►tight game reviews :-) (XD GAME REVIEWS(INC)) (c) (Read 16784 times)

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 05:24:39 AM

Quote from: Narkro555 on July 13, 2011, 05:22:20 AM

ITT: Brilliantly-designed reviews

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Shell · July 13, 2011, 05:25:04 AM

Quote from: Rocket on July 13, 2011, 05:20:56 AM

Rejected, part of being in this game reviewer company is not being a big fat loser! and your one of those so im sorry but you cant join... dont take it personal it wasnt me who made the rules it was our PTC director infomaniac

Aww :(
but I Want To Show u my battlfeild revier.

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 05:25:23 AM

Quote from: Rocket on July 13, 2011, 05:24:39 AM

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 05:26:07 AM

Quote from: Shell on July 13, 2011, 05:25:04 AM

Aww :(
but I Want To Show u my battlfeild revier.

get a life

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 05:28:04 AM

Quote from: Menen on July 12, 2011, 09:09:14 PM

Game review COMPANY?

No. Learn what Company means

are you a boy or a girl ???? idk???? shut uP!

Shell · July 13, 2011, 05:30:34 AM

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 05:36:47 AM

Quote from: Shell on July 13, 2011, 05:30:34 AM

get a life!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narkro555 · July 13, 2011, 05:39:57 AM

y u hate on battlefeild

i hate you

Colten · July 13, 2011, 05:41:36 AM

These are hilarious

Lørd Tøny · July 13, 2011, 05:50:18 AM

God of War review:

AREEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! 10/10

reaper · July 13, 2011, 03:34:40 PM

uncharted 2 (EXCLUSIVE PS3 REVIEW)

more like TRAINCHARTED 2
in this (boring) game u are just a man with a gun (where did dhe even get a gun? this game does not make sense at all.) and you awake from a train (what????) you then are stuck forever but finally after 2 hours of looking up a walkthrough with my dial up computer (only for walkthrough situations) i found out that APPARENTLY i had to get out of the train butt as soon as i get out i press the x button (jump button) because of the train scaring me and wen i get easily scared i tend to press the x button. the graphics for the train are ok but overall they couldve added some colors to the train. and the terrain is just snow. (obviously they are very lazy.) there was also too much blood on the person for him to even stay alive this game just DOES NOT make any sense

0/10 there is no story line at all, just a train.

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 04:18:16 PM

excellent review reaper, maybe wannabe reviewers (brickybob and shell) could learn a thing or two from your excelently designed reviewer skills

Rocket · July 13, 2011, 04:26:43 PM

NEW REVIEWS STRAIGHT FROM R.G.R.I. HQ: (reviewed by reaper)

Dodger · July 13, 2011, 04:58:19 PM

My Review of GTA IV:

Wow, I thought this was going to be a good game. Too bad 99% of it is answering calls from your handicapped cousin Roman, eating hotdogs at hotdog stands, and getting shot by random gangsters. Rockstar tried to add some value to the game with a stripper club, but you can't even see the bare breasts of the women. Repetitive and disappointing, 0/10

Lørd Tøny · July 13, 2011, 05:01:26 PM

Quote from: Dodger on July 13, 2011, 04:58:19 PM

My Review of GTA IV:

Wow, I thought this was going to be a good game. Too bad 99% of it is answering calls from your handicapped cousin Roman, eating hotdogs at hotdog stands, and getting shot by random gangsters. Rockstar tried to add some value to the game with a stripper club, but you can't even see the bare breasts of the women. Repetitive and disappointing, 0/10

There is also only one mission u have to drive home after you get off that boat. Afterthat there is not much of the game besides driving around and killing people why would they add onle one mission?