Author Topic: ►►►tight game reviews :-) (XD GAME REVIEWS(INC)) (c) (Read 16907 times)

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 09:36:22 PM

Quote from: Altered on July 15, 2011, 09:34:13 PM

No, it's just I'm rather tired of satirical 'game reviews' which are just some person idioticly ranting about how he spent 2 minutes looking at the main menu and call every game a '0/10 nvr play dis gam!!!!!!!!!1111'.

if your so tired maybe you should take a nap :-)

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Katamari007 · July 15, 2011, 09:36:54 PM

Quote from: Altered on July 15, 2011, 09:34:13 PM

No, it's just I'm rather tired of satirical 'game reviews' which are just some person idioticly ranting about how he spent 2 minutes looking at the main menu and call every game a '0/10 nvr play dis gam!!!!!!!!!1111'.

It's not like one review is going to make a difference

Funkadelic · July 15, 2011, 09:48:08 PM

Why the hell did you use Incorporated? Your'e obviously not incorporated! But honestly, I don't care, nice reviews :D :D :D

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 09:48:27 PM

? · July 15, 2011, 10:02:41 PM

Quote from: heedicalking on July 15, 2011, 08:47:50 PM

ummm play the game before reviewing it loser

i ddid SCRUB

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 10:03:42 PM

Quote from: ? on July 15, 2011, 10:02:41 PM

i ddid SCRUB

SHUT UP DUDE GOD YOUr SO F******** DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god dude! f***** your Sh***** ok you get otut of this the RGRI topic NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

? · July 15, 2011, 10:04:13 PM

Quote from: Rocket on July 15, 2011, 10:03:42 PM

SHUT UP DUDE GOD YOUr SO F******** DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god dude! f***** your Sh***** ok you get otut of this the RGRI topic NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF im trning to SARE MY OPININ
u CANT KEP ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 10:05:44 PM

Quote from: ? on July 15, 2011, 10:04:13 PM

WTF im trning to SARE MY OPININ
u CANT KEP ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_o are you high on trugs??? (carck, mef, lcd)

Katamari007 · July 15, 2011, 10:06:19 PM

Quote from: Rocket on July 15, 2011, 10:05:44 PM

O_o are you high on trugs??? (carck, mef, lcd)

I smoke lcd televiion screens

? · July 15, 2011, 10:07:15 PM

Quote from: Rocket on July 15, 2011, 10:05:44 PM

O_o are you high on trugs??? (carck, mef, lcd)

no

im gona review rokcet gaame reviews inc

the reviews r good but roket is kidna meen IMO

9/10 i hgave a 9 nad not a10 4 meannes

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 10:11:24 PM

Quote from: ? on July 15, 2011, 10:07:15 PM

no

im gona review rokcet gaame reviews inc

the reviews r good but roket is kidna meen IMO

9/10 i hgave a 9 nad not a10 4 meannes

wow dude its 10/10 LOSER

? · July 15, 2011, 10:12:03 PM

Quote from: Rocket on July 15, 2011, 10:11:24 PM

wow dude its 10/10 LOSER

see thats why i give a 9/10 so many mean ppl

Rocket · July 15, 2011, 10:13:20 PM

ok im sorry

? · July 15, 2011, 10:23:22 PM

Quote from: Rocket on July 15, 2011, 10:13:20 PM

ok im sorry

10/10 for apoligizing

-1 Up · July 15, 2011, 11:30:27 PM

*sigh*

Okay. Rocket Game Reviews "INC" (not sure; If you did pay the $25 - $1,000 fee to incorporate, then sure) has some of the crappiest reviews I've seen. You either give it a 10/10 rating, or a 0/10 (a 4/10 rating rarely), you overuse punctuation marks, and don't even use proper spelling and grammar. Oh, and you don't use the term "gay" correctly. (How can an inanimate object be homoloveual? Note:I'm not a homoloveual either.) Aside from that, if you are trying to have a sense of humor, you failed on that count. If you weren't, then you still failed on everything else.

In addition, one thing struck me as mind-bendingly stupid:

Quote from: RGR"I" Portal Review

cool game never used portals only noclip. 10/10

Really? You base a failure of a review on a cheat? What sane person would do that?

*sigh*

tl;dr:
Rocket Game Reviews has bad reviews due to spelling/grammar, spam, and general narrow-mindedness. Oh, and a review based on a cheat.

Oh, and if this guy is a troll, then my apologies.