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you;re just mad that you cant review games like rocket game reviews INC can -1up

you;re just mad that you cant review games like rocket game reviews INC can -1up
kira please stop trolling and posting in this thread -__________ its not really help ful to troll us hARDER.

Heh. Well, at least if I tried then I could at least create a review, while shallow, has proper spelling and grammar, and is more than this:

Quote from: "Rocket Game Reviews Inc.
cool game never used portals only noclip. 10/10



-1 up reviwew

dump gay idot
0/10 on the cool sacle
10/10 on the retart skale

kira please stop trolling and posting in this thread -__________ its not really help ful to troll us hARDER.
please stop following me wherever i post just to post after me, it's so uncool

please stop following me wherever i post just to post after me, it's so uncool
your so uncool

please stop following me wherever i post just to post after me, it's so uncool
ur in my TURF kido PLZ STOP TROLING US. or i will be forced to call 911 and maybe they will teach u some manners :-)

ur in my TURF kido PLZ STOP TROLING US. or i will be forced to call 911 and maybe they will teach u some manners :-)
there you go again, posting right after me... when will you learn?

Ha. I just love how butthurt you get over my comments at your "company". It's just hilarious. The misspellings and grammatical errors make it funnier. Oh, and your comments do nothing.

Anyhow, I tried my hand at making a review on a game. This was accomplished in about 30 minutes - 1 hour. I wasn't keeping track of time. Anyhow, as I said, it may be a bit shallow, but here it goes:

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My review on "Uplink: Hacker Elite":
Author: -1 Up

Overview:
   "Uplink" is a game (made by Introversion Software) focused on

retro style hacking into computer systems and doing various things including

deleting files, crashing systems, and copying files for a client. There are

specialized servers with special associated activities, like adding to (or

clearing) criminal records in an "International Criminal Database", making

people appear dead by hacking the Social Security Database, and others.

However, if you get caught in the act of hacking, Uplink will have to disavow

you (claim that they don't know about you) to prevent legal repercussions.

However, since you connect through a "Gateway" (a computer system that

acts as the computer that does the actual hacking and whatnot), you never

actually get arrested, but the gateway gets seized, thus leading to a game

over.

Plot:
   The plot begins 2 in-game weeks after the beginning of the game.

The event takes the form of an email (which can be accessed by logging into

a system which is hackable, but also used for upgrading your gateway, buying

new software to make hacking easier, and etc.) that reveals that a well-

known hacker in the Uplink community (in-game) has died and was working

for a mysterious corporation known as ARC. ARC is apparently making a

virus that will bring about the destruction of the entire Internet, called

Revelation. When news of this gets out, another company called Arunmor

tries to make a counter-virus called Faith, which would save the internet.

Depending which side the player takes, one of the two things happens. Of

course, that depends on if the player takes a side. If you don't take a side,

then the plot just marches on without you, and you just freelance for money.
I believe that this plot deserves a 9/10. The only complaint I have about the

plot is that it could use more depth. You know, more mysteries. The plot

starts with a mystery, then goes on to just have framing and stealing.


Graphics:
   The graphics were meant to emulate retro style programs, so

there's a black background, and blue lines everywhere. Color gradients also

feature. I think the graphics deserve a 8.5 out of 10. They could be bolder

and brighter. Aside from that, I think they could be sharper.

Gameplay
   The gameplay is again, supposed to emulate retro-style hacking.

However, that doesn't provide an excuse for my one complaint: This game

needs more depth. The entire hacking part consists of:
1. Enter server, bouncing my connection over as many servers as I can.
2. Block or disable all of the monitors and other things making my hacking

harder.
3. Use the Password_Breaker (Yes, that underscore is part of the name) tool

to take down that level of protection.
4.Use the sysadmin's voice to break through voice-based passwords.
5. Break Eplilptic-Curve Cipher using a tool.
6. Mess around with the server (copy files, then crash server for teh lulz, etc)
7. Exit before they trace you.
8. Delete all logs pertaining to you at InterNIC (the internet phonebook for

the player)
9. Get new job to do, and start the cycle all over again.
After a while, it gets boring. However, it doesn't get boring until you've done

it about 10 - 20 times, but, however, it will eventually get boring anyways.
I give it an 8.5/10.

Soundtrack
I think the soundtrack is okay for this game, but I am not good at judging

sound (or graphics, for that matter). The soundtrack is

a mixture of synth notes that tend to increase tension. Again, I'm not good at

judging sound. My rating for the soundtrack is 9/10.

Final Score: 9.5/10
This is probably one of my favorite games out of the ones I've played.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 12:49:07 AM by -1 Up »


Heh. I tend to take stuff serious, but really, the way you raged at me, it seemed that you are trying to be serious. Oh, and none of those insults are really that insulting to me. We can all laugh.

Heh. I tend to take stuff serious, but really, the way you raged at me, it seemed that you are trying to be serious. Oh, and none of those insults are really that insulting to me. We can all laugh.
It's ok kira is just trying to troll you and imo. he is a fail troll (and a t LIFE!!! too XD >:-))

It's ok kira is just trying to troll you and imo. he is a fail troll (and a t LIFE!!! too XD >:-))
once again, posting right after me

once again, posting right after me
plz. just get out. im sick and tired of u troling on this toopic, buzz of b4 im bring the pain and make u regret wat u did here *cracks nuckles.* forgeter.