Weird dreams

[Blockaium]

I had a weird dream the night before this was posted. There was this like 16 or 17 year old guy and he like had me in his car and he was driving me to this random parking lot.
He threw me on the ground and got a whole bunch of knives like big and small kitchen knives and a cleaver. He didn't really say anything but he started stabbing me like 20+ times with the knives and it was really bloody... Idk why but I never died though it did hurt. Then this lady drove up in her car and parked and she saw how bloody I was and all the knives. She got out of her car and ran up to a house with a bar fence and the people in the backyard were having some kinda pool party so the lady screamed through the bar fence "OMG ASDF CALL 911 ASDF AGHHHH OMG" etc. And then after that I woke up.
Just sharing. Post your own weird dreams here if you like. Wet dreams = ew dont share those

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[indyjones]

I had this one dream about this smoking hot babe

[SlayerZ99]

Really. Last night I was dreaming I was sitting on a toilet in a open front skyscraper and there were soldiers who were protecting me. Until and enemy sniper was lying down next to a tank and sniping them all. I was so scared. Lol. So I then dreamed I was playing COD4 with a sniper and trying to take out that sniper.

[Aeschylus]

I was like in this stadium thing. I was staying laying down because I thought I was gonna fall if I stood up. Then somehow I got to the point where I was walking around and I went into this open area, like a courtyard or something, and I was jumping around on stair/seat things that resembled what would look like iron slabs in Minecraft.

[indyjones]

I was like in this stadium thing. I was staying laying down because I thought I was gonna fall if I stood up. Then somehow I got to the point where I was walking around and I went into this open area, like a courtyard or something, and I was jumping around on stair/seat things that resembled what would look like iron slabs in Minecraft.

I'm guessing you just bought Minecraft and wanted to show that off.

[Blockaium]

I had a dream where I tied my shoe...
Then it ended.
I'm not making this up.
Shortest dream I have ever had.
Probably 15 seconds or something.

[Dr.Block]

I had a dream once, where I ate a lot of chocolate pretzels, then I shat out like 500 undigested chocolate pretzels. There were so many of them there was just this pile on top of my toilet and a lot of them had spilled over so I had to look around my bathroom for stuff covered chocolate covered pretzels, and one of them fell in the bath tub which happened to be like 30 feet deep.

[SlayerZ99]

I didnt sleep last night because I was sick and so I have some pretty crazy dreams which make me feel worse. I have to wake myself up and snap back to reality to make myself feel better.

[?]

I heard that people can see the future in their dreams.

[Squideey]

In my ordeal to protect a brown overcoat, I ended up in a derelict factory city covered in frothy saliva. I didn't have shoes. It was nasty.

[SlayerZ99]

I heard that people can see the future in their dreams.

Really. Last night I was dreaming I was sitting on a toilet in a open front skyscraper and there were soldiers who were protecting me. Until and enemy sniper was lying down next to a tank and sniping them all. I was so scared. Lol. So I then dreamed I was playing COD4 with a sniper and trying to take out that sniper.

This will be awkward.

[mrlol99]

looks like you... (puts sun glasses on) ...have a problem

[Blockaium]

Did you get another ball pit, Squideey?
Nothing to do with what you said...

[Sullivan]

You know whats awsome about my dreams? They almost always are Lucid dreams and I can somehow remember them like it just happened.

[aml]

I had this dream this one time...

I was in a navy blue van. Just chilling in the passengers seat, watching the highway stuff. When I looked over to my left there was a guy and a chick having love. I was like "wtf? Why aren't you watching the road?" Then the van crashed and I woke up.

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