FrozenEye's 3 Ways to save the Economy

[FrozenEye]

1. Make Bill O'Reilly President
2. Steal the sun, so only we can have light, and the rest of the world will have to pay for it.
3. Remove the nations money tracker thingy, so that no one knows how much money we are in debt, and will start buying things again.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

3. Remove the nations money tracker thingy, so that no one knows how much money we are in debt, and will start buying things again.

yep

[xHerobrinex]

sun is already stolen FROM ME

[FrozenEye]

sun is already stolen FROM ME

forget. Me.

[Kearn]

sun is already stolen by some spanish crackhead

fixed that for you

[xHerobrinex]

fixed that for you

oh, thanks

[Kevdude]

1. Make Bill O'Reilly President
2. Steal the sun, so only we can have light, and the rest of the world will have to pay for it.
3. Remove the nations money tracker thingy, so that no one knows how much money we are in debt, and will start buying things again.

Three definitely made me lol

[Dissolve]

This is what I said we should do.

1. Fire everyone!
2. Give everyone jobs back, with a 25% pay decrease and a pay cap of 150,000.
3. They choose to accept or not
4. ???
5. Profit, literally!

or

1. Nuke china.
2. steal china's land for resources.
3. ship all the resources back to U.S.
4. sell land.
5. ???
6. Profit!

[Kevdude]

1. Nuke china.
2. steal china's land for resources.
3. ship all the resources back to U.S.
4. sell land.
5. ???
6. Profit!

If we nuke China wouldn't there resources be destroyed?

[Dissolve]

If we nuke China wouldn't there resources be destroyed?

._. then skip step two and three.

I'm sure underground resources like oil and gold wouldn't though.

[Dodger]

How about we stop investing all of our resources in National Healthcare and actually make sure businesses are running cleanly and easily allow the wealthy to invest in them, and not involve ourselves in civil wars of sovereign nations like Libya?

/TotallynotConservative

[HellHound]

Obama cares only about loving healthcare. Nothing more.

[Dissolve]

How about we stop investing all of our resources in National Healthcare and actually make sure businesses are running cleanly and easily allow the wealthy to invest in them, and not involve ourselves in civil wars of sovereign nations like Libya?

/TotallynotConservative

Instead of doing something logical.

Lets nuke china!

[Nickelob Ultra]

1. Make Bill O'Reilly President

Obama cares only about loving healthcare. Nothing more.

[Jubel]

2 words.

Sarah Palin.