Batteries! Now back after forever!

[HellHound]

Discuss batteries or anything battery related. And not assault and battery.

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

CARS

[HellHound]

CARS

Car batteries are cool. If you open them up, you get a stuffforget of AAs.

[Altered]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artillery_battery

[HellHound]

There's a 4.5 volt battery? What the forget would I need that for? A 1/4 scale ford truck?

[e-maxx]

There's a 4.5 volt battery? What the forget would I need that for? A 1/4 scale ford truck?

nah man those use 2-stroke gas engines

[HellHound]

nah man those use 2-stroke gas engines

Real cars need batteries for headlights, sparkplugs.

[YorkTown95]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgDffMcsUU

[Hai]

I prefer a AA+ for a healthy breakfast.

[HellHound]

I prefer a AA+ for a healthy breakfast.

Triple A rocks! Then there's 2 volt batteries. I have them with my wine at church.


inb4religionwarbecauseofbatte ries.

[8BitHayden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8n2Qgguto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgDffMcsUU

Its funny because if you really open a car battery it will hurt you :P

[Cucumber!]

I got a joke. Don't ask:

"THIS AINT NO BATTERY STORE. I'VE SEEN MORE BATTERIES AT A LESBIAN'S HOUSE FOR HER VIBRATOR THAN AT THIS BATTERY STORE."

[HellHound]

I got a joke. Don't ask:

"THIS AINT NO BATTERY STORE. I'VE SEEN MORE BATTERIES AT A LESBIAN'S HOUSE FOR HER VIBRATOR THAN AT THIS BATTERY STORE."

That joke is ruining the fun of batteries.

[Pulchritude]

I can never find the loving batteries when I need them. When they're loving useless, they're all right loving there on the table, but they vanish when they're required. <:|

[HellHound]

I can never find the loving batteries when I need them. When they're loving useless, they're all right loving there on the table, but they vanish when they're required. <:|

Happens at our house. When they're not needed they're on a table or in our battery drawer. When you need them, they run for the hills.