Author Topic: McDonalds Ordering Game  (Read 37551 times)

You get a Coke with no ice.

I want a napkin.

You get a peice of paper that scratches the skin off your face.


I want to speak to the Manager.

You end up speaking to a Big Mac.

I'd like a large fries.

You get a box full of snakees.

I want a Cookie

You get a cookie...

...Without any milk


I'll have a McRib and medium shake with a medium order of fries. I'll also have your head.

You recieve a cooked whole dead cow, a 55 gallon drum of icecream and milk, and a metric ton of fried potato, molded into a car-sized cube. You get no head tonight Mr.McLonelyrichard.

I would like a small water.

You get a large bucket of radioactive waste.

I want a hug.  :panda:

you get a spiked bat to the testicles

I'd like some damn service.

All the workers hide behind the counter and lock all windows and entrances


I want some damn pancakes

You get the dinner special

I want a soda

You get an unsweetened tea.

I want 1 of everything.

You get the ingredients to make it yourself.

I want a strawberry-lemonade

You get a McWienner  :cookieMonster:

I would like just a small order of fries.