Author Topic: McDonalds Ordering Game  (Read 37322 times)

You get a large order of carrotes.

I'd like a burger and a shake.

You recieve a bag of sugar and a steak.

I want to know what the hell is wrong with this restaurant.

Fsszztmanagzvvhwindozbddfs

I'd like to know when the speaker system gets fixed.

You now know that it will be fixed at some point during your life.

I wanna Biggie fries, and gimme some stuff, to DRINK.

You get some biggie pies, and ok here's your stuff to drink


I want a ham boogr

You get a goddamned slap to the face.

I want a goddamned slap to the balls

You get a Goddamn Balls to the Slap

I want a chicken sandwich and waffle fries, FO FREE

You get a chicken sandwich and waffle fries, for four dollars.

I want a cheeseburger, large fries, and a coke.

You get a rooster burger, large testicles, and semen.

I want clouds.

You get a live grenade.

I want all the money, and NOW!

You get monopoly money and a big slap on the wrists.

I want a big slap on the wrists.

you get all the money, and NOW!

I want a live tiger.

You get a face hugger.

I want a pet headcrab.

You get a creepbear

I want a double cheeseburger, hold the lettuce

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT!