McDonalds Ordering Game

[Tomcat]

you get pocket lint.
i want a life.

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

You get 10 babies and a contract which says that you're adopting it, and it's somehow signed already by your legit signature.

I want a tee-too and a pa-po please, thank you.

[Razre]

you get thread defibrilated

I want you.

[FrozenEye]

You get me

I want 20 Hashbrowns

[LeetZero]

You get 20 marshmallows.

I want to know why isn't IkeTheGeneric in the basement and not in the kitchen.

[SailorMan]

Oh, he is (Yay for random guesses).

I'll have a Cheeseburger with no vegetables and fries.

[kakashi11]

you get a veggy burger and soy frys.

I want a Salad, and tea

[LeetZero]

You get salad with tea in it.

I want fries, onion rings and garlic sauce.

[Razre]

You get lies, non sequitur, and laughing gas

I'll have the special.

[skyblue6245]

This'll be realistic considering my order is never right. Once they forgot my burger.

I'd like a burger with fries, and this time I dont want squid eggs in my drink, please.

[Skyra]

You get fries in your burger and squid ink in your drink. Then they show you a sign that says "go away".

I want a big heaping plate of nothing.

[Razre]

you get a tiny minuscule napkin-full of EVERYTHING

I want two cans of WHOOP ASS.

[Lugnut]

You get one can of deflate ass
I want a raincheck

[Dr.Block]

It starts to rain, and you have to go forth and do it right now.

I want you to sit on the top of my meaty erect sixty-five year old snake until I cum in your tight unshaven hairy little snatch and you scream like a little girl.

[Razre]

you get AIDS

I want mindbleach.