McDonalds Ordering Game

[PurpleMetro]

You get a ficus.

I want two double quarterpounders with CHEEZ, hold the onions.

You get two double queater pounders of poop with onions on top. -_-
I wanteth a pikachu! :D

[Ad Bot]

[Amaya]

You get a deep fried pikachu.

I want a small fry with no salt and a dr pepper.

[BobSevenSevens]

You get a massive pile of onions on a bun.

I want a double quarter pounder and a large fries.

[Dr.Block]

You get a massive pile of chicken from KFC with almost liquid cheese poured over top of it with a single small fry wedged in between.

I want several hundred consecutive pickles, each with the inside sucked out and replaced with bacon.

[Jake White]

You get 10,000 bacon-wrapped pickles (non-consecutive).

I order a 1-inch tall bacon-wrapped filet mignon steak, and 2 martinis.

[Razre]

you get a happy meal and a beer.

I want a car tire.

[plad101]

you get a plane tire

I want a pina colada!

[Amaya]

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I want 6 small fries.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

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I want 6 small fries.

You get 1 big fry

I want a hat

[Razre]

you get a negative hat, which simply causes the next hat you acquire to cease to exist instantly.

I want a cookie.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You get a sandwich

I want a pizza

[Brickarms]

You get A future McPIZZ

I want just a soda (note: I drink diet and regular)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You get saltwater.

I want the most gross, unappealing burger ever.

[?]

You get a burger with your face on everything.

I want better service.

[Razre]

You get punched in the richard.

I want a mocha McCafe iced coffee.