Author Topic: McDonalds Ordering Game  (Read 37449 times)

you get a vagina burger.

I want everything.

You get an unwashed serving tray with a single, shriveled fry on it.

I order a napkin.


You get an unwashed serving tray with a single, shriveled fry on it.

I order a napkin.
you get a napkin


i also would like a napkin

You get a shriveled piece of toilet paper.

I would like a super small cup of Mountain Dew.

You get a very large cup of diet coke.
I want a piece of chocolate cake with a side of bacon. Also, a EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA large sprite.

You get a very large cup of diet coke.
I want a piece of chocolate cake with a side of bacon. Also, a EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA large sprite.
you get a piece of chocolate cake with a side of bacon. Also, a EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA large sprite.

You got invisible text.

I want a SUV

Good for you.

I wish I had an order

You get one more wish, but you can't wish for an order again. Also you don't get the order.

I want a disabled nuclear power plant flooded with green olives with so much bacon stapled to the walls that it covers the entirety of all the walls.

You get sent to the Fukushima power plant with nothing as protection.

I want a large order of fries and a double cheeseburger.

You get a large order of hamburgers and a double cheese fry.

I want a Dell.

the checkout guy is from india he gives a burger with mayonnaise mixed with Ice and jizz.

I want anything thats your choice

the checkout guy is from india he gives a burger with mayonnaise mixed with Ice and jizz.

I want anything thats your choice
a nuke pointed at you and it explodes

i order a paradox


You get a xodarap (paradox backwards)
I want a bacon cheese fry with a side of a million dollars.