Is Germany done yet?

[jouatt]

I dont even udnerstand you, you hav elost my respect, and i believe you to be younger then 15.

Oh no.
What ever will I do now?

Edit: I also find it hard to understand you.

[Ad Bot]

[Lørd Tøny]

Nope.

Germany was allied with Austria while hungary was allied with russia.

Austria was in a war with hungary so Germany steps in. Russia who is allied with hungary goes to war with Germany for getting in the middle of Austria and Hungary.

France was allied with Russia and germany asks if France will remain neutral, France does not respond. Germany attacks france out of fear.

Germany marches their troops through Belgim to get to France.

Britain who was allied with Belgim saw this as starting a war with Belgim so they declared war on Germany.

Then France Ferdinand was assassinated and then that sparked everything into WW1.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Also, the US is the only country dumb enough to start wars because they think they're helping people.

Um no. We help, not start wars. If we wanted to start a war we would kill someone like Osama Bin Laden or something.

[Lørd Tøny]

If we wanted to start a war we would kill someone like Osama Bin Laden or something.

[Belogna]

and helicopters

[xHerobrinex]

THERE IS A TOPIC FOR HETALIA NOW

[Shinji]

they started one in hera, though.

What.

Also Germany isn't starting anymore wars now, they can't even produce weapons and they're one of our closest watched nations anyways, the others being all the stupid middle eastern and African countries, Russia, China, and North Korea.

[Jay the Cartoonist]

The real threat here is Canada...

[Ningyou]

What the hell are you on about man

[King Leo]

I lived in germany until I was 7, and you sir are an asshat.

that
funny coincidence :P

[Shinji]

OP is stupid as hell.

[jouatt]

I guess this forum doesn't know how to joke