Parents gone until Tuesday or Wednesday.

[Coolio]

I'm at home with my sister. They just left, and they're going to our old house (8 hours away) to get stuff so the house can be moved.
They'll be staying at a hotel 2 hours to 3 hours away for the night and leaving there in the morning.

I thought they'd only be gone until Sunday evening. :/

Anyway, discuss parents leaving to do stuff while you're at home.

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[Shinji]

Have a party or something.

[Katamari007]

inb4 someone says something that could get you in big trouble

I would just watch TV, get on the computer, etc.

[MegaScientifical]

I'd say masturbate, but you have a perfectly good sister right there.

[Legodude77]

Fap
dang it ninja'd

[Coolio]

Have a party or something.

I'm a kid, and I live on a farm, lol.

inb4 someone says something that could get you in big trouble

I would just watch TV, get on the computer, etc.

Yeah, I'll be on Steam 24/7. :D

I'd say masturbate, but you have a perfectly good sister right there.

oh god no

[Messes]

forget animals in your farm

[MegaScientifical]

oh god no

Why not? You're a farm boy, it is only natural.

[james4115]

who doesn't come into threads like these prepared to say "fap"

it's like, an instinct

[Coolio]

Why not? You're a farm boy, it is only natural.

Oh, I thought you meant with my sister.
nvm lol

[MegaScientifical]

Oh, I thought you meant with my sister.
nvm lol

You shouldn't masturbate with her, you should do each other. Or am I getting Farmers mixed up with Hillbillies?

[james4115]

You shouldn't masturbate with her, you should do each other. Or am I getting Farmers mixed up with Hillbillies?

i think it's both

[Coolio]

You shouldn't masturbate with her, you should do each other. Or am I getting Farmers mixed up with Hillbillies?

I thought you meant "do" my sister, not fap with her.

[MegaScientifical]

I thought you meant "do" my sister, not fap with her.

You could fap her, too. Maybe 69. Something to get the blood flowing.

[IkeTheGeneric]

hang the livestock and jack off to clouds