yeah well i own a fast food store called Cumway way. we have discount jizzonaise in every gay sandwich sub. here is our menu.
horny sub - has pubic hair and stuff plus Cum kept in a jar
richard mess sub - has rooster sweat and foreskins mixed with Cum seasoned with Piss.
and for children
stuffty supprise comes with 1 stuff burger with breastmilk milkshake and a free carrot/condom.