You know what sucks about living in the middle of nowhere?

[Jacky]

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I found your haus, Jubel :3

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[TheScout]

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I live in a rural area as well, and it scares the urhsztyrj out of me.

[Kochieboy]

A few things:

• I get extremely Paranoid from reading/hearing about scary stories and things. Scary or abnormal things fascinate me too. Such as Sasquatches (especially), Zombies, animals breaking into my house, theives, and demons/ghosts.
• I keep my window open because my room is the warmest place in the house. Normally the dogs nearby bark alot. Which is good. But when they suddenly start barking and then stop, well. I tend to get a little scared. Even more when I never hear them.
• Deer. They're loving everywhere. I bet if I shot a bullet in any direction, I'd kill 10 or so. However, at night, trees have abnormally loud sticks. And when they break, I freak out. How do I know it's a deer? A really big flashlight, and another pair of testicles.
• When everything is quiet. No sounds. Not even crickets chirping. I hate it.
• Outside my bedroom, everything is a dark as forget because of odd light placement.
  Even if my door is wide open, nothing outside my room is lit.
  
• Windstorms and tall trees do not mix well on a well moonlit night.
• It's the loving forest, it might not be a deer.

I want to live in town, where there is a constant hum of traffic and engine brakes from dumb as stuff semi drivers, and the police chasing them.

I know what it's like... i live in the goddamn country.

[duke 838]

Protip: DO NOT READ SLENDERMAN CREEPYPASTA
I live in a rural area as well, and it scares the urhsztyrj out of me.

how is some tall prick scary in the least?

[Momentum]

. I'd get really paranoid and freak out that maybe I'm the last person on Earth or some crazy thing like that.

I think this every morning 

[Freeze]

I live in a nice village.
Not to near to big cities but not too far.
Still a lot of civilization.
Good times, good times.

[Skorpion]

Woooooo, Scary deer.

[Belogna]

I'll trade places with you.

You can live in Redneck town Wahpeton North Dakota. There's tons of stereotypes, tribals, arrogant, selfish, and drunken starfishs to go around. The young women from the age of 10 to 26 act likes whores and are stuck up, not all of them but most of them.
They believe if someone from the east or west coast comes over they're officially gangster. There's a lot of army people here but most of them just joined and don't know stuff but talk trash. (note I said army, not marine.)
All the kids talk about games, atv's, cars, and that's pretty much it.
Most of them are spoiled as forget. Owning more than one atv or snow mobile, owning a surround sound system just for their room with 46 inch televisions. Xbox 360 galore, hell even some of the parents give their kids large pieces of land i.e. paint ball field, skateboard park.
You're made fun of at first which makes it difficult to get friends. The only intelligent people I can see at this stuffty town are old which is pathetic.

So, trade places?

[oleg662]

You all lost.
I live in the best place ever-All seasons never have any out-of-the-ordinary weather, or crazy/extreme weather. The city I live in has all the good stores, and usually 2-5 of the same stores in the city. We have 5 gamestops in our city. Population is 98% Caucasian, nuff said. Everything is within walking distance, and school systems are some of the best in the state. Police are REALLY bad, and most of them are either extremely tribal or lazy, or both. Often times you hear stories of half the police department going out to just pull over a black driver for going like 10 over the limit. Quite funny. Everyone knows each other two. Strongsville OH=best place ever.

[Daedalus]

Come to Los Angeles. It's awesome here. :D
(besides the smog, idiot drivers, potheads and stuffty public school system)

[CanadianPenguin]

I'll trade places with you.

You can live in Redneck town Wahpeton North Dakota. There's tons of stereotypes, tribals, arrogant, selfish, and drunken starfishs to go around. The young women from the age of 10 to 26 act likes whores and are stuck up, not all of them but most of them.
They believe if someone from the east or west coast comes over they're officially gangster. There's a lot of army people here but most of them just joined and don't know stuff but talk trash. (note I said army, not marine.)
All the kids talk about games, atv's, cars, and that's pretty much it.
Most of them are spoiled as forget. Owning more than one atv or snow mobile, owning a surround sound system just for their room with 46 inch televisions. Xbox 360 galore, hell even some of the parents give their kids large pieces of land i.e. paint ball field, skateboard park.
You're made fun of at first which makes it difficult to get friends. The only intelligent people I can see at this stuffty town are old which is pathetic.

So, trade places?

I've heard a bit about Wahpeton. Even saw it in a ND travel guide I have laying around or something. Didn't think it looked like THAT bad of a place :U

[LizzyRascal]

Towson Maryland has frequent firetrucks, ambulances, police cars, dogs barking, Bros hollering stuff on the streets at night, and lots of more fun stuff.

Same here in Hagerstown.

[HelplessNobb88]

I live in a town of about 2,000, the crime rates are low, and my room has good heat distribution. Its nice and cool, and the streetlights are like extra moons. Every now and then a car passes on on the street, but its usually some small car going about 40.

Living in a small suburban town is nice if you pick the right one.

[HellHound]

I live in Cedar Springs, Michigan.

Fact: Did you know Cedar Springs, in the 1800's had lots of lumber mills and the state I think planned on something about the government, and it all burned down?

[Supersylox]

Need to add slenderman to your worries, he's a dude with 8 arms that resides only in forest areas who then proceeds to kidnap children, generally coming to their houses, killing the parents, and then making off with their child(ren) who are never to be seen again. :)