You know what sucks about living in the middle of nowhere?

[Riot]

I want to live in town, where there is a constant hum of traffic and engine brakes from dumb as stuff semi drivers, and the police chasing them.

That's what I hear time to time.
But yeah, that sounds a bit disturbing.

With the new Selender man stories going around you might as well think there is a tall figure watching you from the brush of the forest.
I suggest you don't, I have large shadowy trees near my house too and I get a bit spooked.

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[Plasmus]

i live on camano island
i know your pain.

[FrozenCitruS]

I live in an apartment in the suburbs of Philadelphia with a major road outside of my windows. It's quite balanced here. Constant hum of traffic here and there, secure building, everything is great.

[CanadianPenguin]

I live in the middle of nowhere as well, outside of Winnipeg, which is flat as a board. Endless farmland in every direction. I don't mind it - there's no crime in this area, and there's nobody here.

[Jubel]

With the new Selender man stories going around you might as well think there is a tall figure watching you from the brush of the forest.

I have never read the Slenderman topic, for the same reason I don't watch Two Girls, One Cup.

My curiosity never gets me.

[Jorici]

I live in the suburbs of Tampa.
- Houses, houses everywhere
- streetlights, houselights illuminate the night like a second loving sun
- not scary at all, no noises at night, except for the occasional house party or fireworks display.

[Jubel]

I live in the suburbs of Tampa.
- Houses, houses everywhere
- streetlights, houselights illuminate the night like a second loving sun
- not scary at all, no noises at night, except for the occasional house party or fireworks display.

I'll buy that house for a million dollars.

[Sullivan]

I live in north dakota in a town with less than 50 people,  my back yard is an acre, behind that is a million feilds that just go on, with grass so high i could walk through it and not be seen, i can always hear coyotes, and umm yeah not much else but it really isn't scary cause north dakota has like a damn low crime rate, and not really an killing animals

Trade homes pls

[Man 2]

If I were to move my house ten feet south, I'd be in a different city.
I live on the edge of a suburb that's soooo quiet. It's too quiet. I hate it, it's creepy. And the only trees are decorative little saplings and the neighborhood is bathed in heat and sunlight. What little shade there is is occupied by wasp nests.

[Skyfrost.]

My Town is nice, I live in a small town on th edge of saint louis. Lots of people, but its still fairly quiet.

[Momentum]

You shouldn't be worried about zombies, countryside would be the safest place to hide from zombies in, things like cities and large gatherings would be the fuel for a zombie apocalypse.

[Nikki]

Chicago is certainly the place to be. Sometimes hobos come on your front porch knocking on your door at 3 am. Then again, that's why you need to keep your gate locked. Personally, I don't think I could live in the middle of a forest. I'd get really paranoid and freak out that maybe I'm the last person on Earth or some crazy thing like that. Anyways, living near civilization is really nice. Hope you eventually live somewhere out of the woods.

[Altered]

I live in the middle of nowhere and I know how you feel.
There's pretty much a huge forest of trees surrounding my house and that means Slenderman could be hunting me as we type D:

Also I used to live in Orlando and it sucked huge richard.

[ultimamax]

I live in Chicago, right next to a highway exit.
Can sleep through all of it. B)

Chicago is certainly the place to be. Sometimes hobos come on your front porch knocking on your door at 3 am. Then again, that's why you need to keep your gate locked. Personally, I don't think I could live in the middle of a forest. I'd get really paranoid and freak out that maybe I'm the last person on Earth or some crazy thing like that. Anyways, living near civilization is really nice. Hope you eventually live somewhere out of the woods.

Don't assume that hobos go to our door though, I've never seen one in front of our house.
There certainly are quite a few though. We see one everytime we drive more than a mile.

[naturemon]

I live on a large hill that overlooks my town, the view at night is amazing.