“This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

[Kevdude]

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/

[Ad Bot]

[Cuts-Aknife]

NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection

I loving lost my mind with laughter.

[BrofOrange]

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his snake.”

[Domidore66]

The TSA deserves it.

[LizzyRascal]

I read the first part and I was like:

[Domidore66]

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed

Hahahahaha.

[Decepticon]

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

[Tom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPWazHqtLrw

[Lørd Tøny]

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

His wife has been cheating on him for 14 years for every night he has been working, PLOT TWIST!

[Nickelob Ultra]

This guy...

[ZB]

Guys.........
I'm pretty sure that the article is fake, at least to some extent.

Or did you all know that already and I'm just a stupidface.

[pocketrocket300]

Fake or not, it does reveal the ridiculousness of TSA pat-downs.