Asking someone out, ideas pl0x. Already asked, awaiting results

[Coolio]

Will you give me a dolla if I make you holla?

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

Bisjac, 'Love Master'.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

P.S. It's her birthday and I'm writing a card, writers block, moar ideas!

[FrozenEye]

Stand  up to her face, like, 2 inches apart from each other and say,
"HEY, BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA loving DATE ME."
She will be overwhelmed by your masculinity and say yes.

[Coolio]

"TITTIES"
     -ND

[steve5451]

"Um hey, uh, w- um *Gulp* would...would you like t- uh, t-to go out with me??"
Works every time.

[Clone v.117]

Just ask her out, maybe chew some gum or something.
The important thing to remember is, despite popular belief, going to see a movie is definitely NOT what you should do on a first date.
Go see movies with her as a friend or when you are further into a relationship, as a first date it is awkward, you cant really pay attention to eachother and if you try to say/do anything random people will yell at you to shut up.

tl;dr- movee not gud 4 1st date, is bad.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Stand  up to her face, like, 2 inches apart from each other and say,
"HEY, BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA loving DATE ME."
She will be overwhelmed by your masculinity and say yes.

Glad your not dead and I'm supposed to scream that with as much saliva as possible right?

"TITTIES"
     -ND

I'll draw a picture to go with the message  


Edit:

Just ask her out, maybe chew some gum or something.
The important thing to remember is, despite popular belief, going to see a movie is definitely NOT what you should do on a first date.
Go see movies with her as a friend or when you are further into a relationship, as a first date it is awkward, you cant really pay attention to eachother and if you try to say/do anything random people will yell at you to shut up.

tl;dr- movee not gud 4 1st date, is bad.

That's what happened with my last GURLFREIND who you guys all thought was my sister

[Clone v.117]

Stand  up to her face, like, 2 inches apart from each other and say,
"HEY, BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA loving DATE ME."
She will be FREAKED THE forget OUT by your DETERMINATION TO MURDER HER and say yes.

[Night Fox]

P.S. It's her birthday and I'm writing a card

dude no
don't do that holy balls
that is the MOST DAMN CLICHE thing you can POSSIBLY do
I don't care if it works or some handicapped stuff
if you do it
I will PERSONALLY visit your house and one of your eyes out and eat it while you watch me with your other one, and right after that I'll stick a toothpick in the toenail of your big toe, and FORCE YOU TO KICK A WALL, then I'll cut open your esopha...
I'll stop
just so you don't PISS YOURSELF while you read it because of how loving SCARED you are

[Bisjac]

you bring her a cupcake of course. you dont need a line if you got the yums

[Night Fox]

you bring her a cupcake of course. you dont need a line if you got the yums

aw ye
now THAT you can do
mondays ain't got stuff on cupcakes
bitches LOVE cupcakes

[Clone v.117]

dude no
don't do that holy balls
that is the MOST DAMN CLICHE thing you can POSSIBLY do
I don't care if it works or some handicapped stuff
if you do it
I will PERSONALLY visit your house and one of your eyes out and eat it while you watch me with your other one, and right after that I'll stick a toothpick in the toenail of your big toe, and FORCE YOU TO KICK A WALL, then I'll cut open your esopha...
I'll stop
just so you don't PISS YOURSELF while you read it because of how loving SCARED you are

This is true, idk how old you are but its pretty little kid-ish.
Just be like "happy birthday" thats all.

[Clone v.117]

you bring her a cupcake of course. you dont need a line if you got the yums

Bisjac, 'Love Master'.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

-scaredsnip-

I'm going to some "rave" party thing she's throwing so the card is attached to my gift, not like "DERP I BOUGHT YOU A CARD FROM WAL MART THAT SAYS 'ROSES ARE PURPLE I ATE A CAT AHAHAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY'"

you bring her a cupcake of course. you dont need a line if you got the yums

Jizz frosting