Dead Ping, Port Forwarding will not work!

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

And, I searched it in Google.

[Ad Bot]

[Danny Boy]

Click here

Results clearly show up

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

The only problem is, I'M BROADBAND.

[Danny Boy]

Ok then
Well it looks like we have come to the final and only sollution. Follow instructions carefully, this could get alittle complicated

1.Turn off computer and unplug everything (I mean EVERYTHING)
2. Take it all (ALL of it) and take to nearest bin
3. Drop in bin
4. Blow up bin (Optional but if you do record it and send me the link)
5. Buy new stuff
6.Try portforwarding again
7. If all fails repeat until success
8.???
9.Profit

Genius right there

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Y'know, if you were REALLY gonna help me, you wouldn't insult me like that, YOU MORON!

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? I HAVE A QUALITY LAPTOP!

[Danny Boy]

...Dude, I'm just kidding. OMG

Can be played 2 ways starfish

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

MORON. Can someone give me a real answer?!

[Danny Boy]

MORON. Can someone give me a real answer?!

Besides me who has actually tried to help you?

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Sami2ss.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

PWN >:)

[Danny Boy]

Even though I'm apprently a moron even though I've been trying to help you, the one who can't type a number correctly into a address bar, Im gonna give you a free trial tool that apprently works by you slecting the ports and stuff you want to forward and all that stuff and it will do it all for you, I dunno if it will work or not because I can actually do port forwarding properly so don't blame me if it doesn't work

http://download.cnet.com/Port-Forwarding-Wizard/3000-2085_4-10827828.html

By the way it's a 15 minute trial so work fast, if it is such a small trial time then it probably is pretty easy to use

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Well, uh thanks, uh, I guess...

[Danny Boy]

whatever

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

WhatEver.